Pretty Ill huh? I thought so too.
I was going to gush about his beatboxing skills, how he uses sick transitions, and even to the point where he makes mashups (you did catch the Kanye/Daft Punk over the Eurythmics right?) but you know what? this aim conversation says it all*.
names have been changed, cuz I'm pretty sure my homeboy doesn't want his shit out there.
Friend: This was the guy who was on the Redbull BC one clip we saw.
Me: yeah, he's sick though.
Friend: true that.
Me: Usually I'm not too impressed by the french because they only seem to be good at being assholes and giving up when it's wartime. but this guy's dope
Friend: haha true.
Me: Seriously, they don't do shit other than be rude, and surrender, maybe they're assholes because they don't know what it's like to win. I mean Japan doesn't either, but at least they're nice.
Friend: Yeah, we should bomb the shit out of them, and help them rebuild, so that they can become a technilogical juggernaut.
Me: No, they'd just be assholes again. remember Japan had at least two cool things to offer the world prior to ww2, Ninjas and geishas.
Friend: haha
Me: Seriously though, what have the french done? They gave us oral sex... sweet, thanks, much appreciated, but still, it's not enough.
Friend: it isn't?
Me: okay... maybe it is, but barely. and this guy now too. so oral sex and a sweet ass beatboxer. way to go France.
Friend: VIVA LA REZISTANCE!!!
* my dumb ass closed the aim window without saving, so this is going by memory, but it's at least 80% accurate. don't judge me.
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